(  only click this if you are fully aware that there are no redeeming features I made a fake movie trailer with footage of footballers to avoid writing an essay I MEAN THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT I SPEND MY TIME DOING )

So, apparently, at 1am when everyone is drunk off their face at a 21st and degenrating into that spiral of nonesensical conversation and blatant sexual advances, I am that girl. You know. That girl. Yeah, that's right.

I'm the one they turn to if they need to know the molecular structure of sulfuric acid.

Now I may never know the context of that ( Read more... )